Jack and the Beanstalk - What a Whopper!
Laugh your stockings off to this profoundly silly and staggeringly naughty new adults-only pantomime, from the team behind Sleeping Beauty Takes A Prick
Jack Trott is very poor, very gay and very horny, living with his mum on a dilapidated dairy farm ten miles from the nearest Grindr user. When he sells their beloved cow for a handful of magic beans, his mum throws them in the compost - and they wake up to the biggest, thickest stalk they've ever seen. Is there a giant at the top? And if so... is he all in proportion?
This magical musical adventure is everything a panto should be - just NOT for all the family!
Following his unforgettable performance as Queen Gertrude, the outrageous Matthew Baldwin ("wonderful as ever" - Time Out) returns to play Dame Trott.
| Dates & Tickets | |||
|---|---|---|---|
| Fri 27th Dec | 14:30 | Charing Cross Theatre | Tickets |
| Fri 27th Dec | 19:30 | Charing Cross Theatre | Tickets |
| Sat 28th Dec | 14:30 | Charing Cross Theatre | Tickets |
| Sat 28th Dec | 19:30 | Charing Cross Theatre | Tickets |
| Sun 29th Dec | 14:00 | Charing Cross Theatre | Tickets |
| Sun 29th Dec | 18:30 | Charing Cross Theatre | Tickets |
| Mon 30th Dec | 19:30 | Charing Cross Theatre | Tickets |
| Thu 2nd Jan | 19:30 | Charing Cross Theatre | Tickets |
| Fri 3rd Jan | 14:30 | Charing Cross Theatre | Tickets |
| Fri 3rd Jan | 19:30 | Charing Cross Theatre | Tickets |
| Sat 4th Jan | 14:30 | Charing Cross Theatre | Tickets |
| Sat 4th Jan | 19:30 | Charing Cross Theatre | Tickets |
| Sun 5th Jan | 14:00 | Charing Cross Theatre | Tickets |
| Sun 5th Jan | 18:30 | Charing Cross Theatre | Tickets |
| Tue 7th Jan | 19:30 | Charing Cross Theatre | Tickets |
| Wed 8th Jan | 19:30 | Charing Cross Theatre | Tickets |
| Thu 9th Jan | 19:30 | Charing Cross Theatre | Tickets |
| Fri 10th Jan | 19:30 | Charing Cross Theatre | Tickets |
| Sat 11th Jan | 14:30 | Charing Cross Theatre | Tickets |
| Sat 11th Jan | 19:30 | Charing Cross Theatre | Tickets |